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CarlS Chairman & Events Coordinator

Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Posts: 389
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:25 pm Post subject: Setting the record straight |
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Those who know me well will no doubt tell people that I am a quiet person who always thinks carefully before speaking, however, it is perhaps time to give an accurate account of comments made when perhaps I have been caught off guard.
1) 'yeah I agree totally, let's run Bala Mill tomorow, it looks like you can get away with anything' this comment followed several pints of Guiness in a pub in Bala, following a run of the lower section of the Tryweryn and involved myself and another paddler (Mick) after we had only been paddling a few weeks. The next day when we ran the river again I decided not to run the falls, due to a really good reason that I no longer remember.
2) If I'm going to capsize it wil............' a comment made to Chris on the River Kent just as I was breaking into an eddy. I finished the sentence under water.
3) 'I swam so you must have', this was pure logic speaking. I had seen much better paddlers than myself swim at the same spot and the person who I was talking to was a serial club swimmer and Jason*
4) Has Jason* got his helmet wet yet? This followed a purchase of a really good state of the art creeking full contact kayaking helmet by a member who at the time was unable to get out paddling all that much.
5) 'What this club needs is more competent paddlers', by this I meant members who would be happy to lead river trips up to grade 3.
I hope the above sets the record straight and I am sure that comments such have these have been discussed many times before.
Carl
*Jason is an urban myth.  |
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Steve T Secretary & Website Editor

Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Posts: 804
Location: Keawyed City
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | • Some say that if Jason did not exist, he would have to be invented.
• Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves...
• Some say he’s wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat...
• Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue...
• Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally...
• Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he’s scared of bells...
• Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic...
• Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals...
• Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he’s confused by stairs...
• Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees...
• Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him...
• Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts...
• Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight...
• Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...
• Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he’d burn for a thousand days...
• Some say he can swim seven lengths underwater, and he has webbed buttocks... |
All we know, is that he is called Jason.

_________________ Steve Thomas
Secretary & Website Editor
www.westhoughtoncanoeclub.org.uk
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